Captain OutrageGhost written by Richard

Having watched the Eagles Adelaide game, I am very much unconvinced by both teams. Sydney for the premiership? Hate this fuckin game.

Well Tone, you said that you liked my blog better when I was outraged, and I knew it wouldnt be long until something ticked me off again. Ive just read this article on The West Australian website - http://www.thewest.com.au/20050822/sport/tw-sport-home-sto132030.html. Im absolutely outraged!

Im quite happy to accept that there are some doubts over the Eagles' ability to win in Melbourne, and therefore doubts over their ability to win the flag. Having said that though, you have to realise that the Eagles have still won 6 games away from Perth already this year (3 of those in Melbourne).

But for Andrew Bews (a former Geelong player) to then go on and say that Fremantle could be a "finals X-factor" is absolutely outrageous. "SAD" (Suddenly A Docker) syndrome is obviously alive and well after Friday night's win over a hopelessly undermanned St.Kilda. I will put money down that Fremantle wont have any influence on the finals this year (if they even get there, which I doubt - they will lose to Port but still might fall in if Essendon beats Melbourne, which is possible).

Andrew Bews has jumped on the Dockers bandwagon after one win, and is still happy to right-off the mighty West Coast despite their stellar year and despite him witnessing first-hand (twice) what it is like to be crushed by the Eagles in Grand Finals in Melbourne. You are an absolute disgrace!

I really am quite an irritable young man.

Some of you may have heard that when I first moved into my place in Cambridge, I slept walk (this spelling is correct in the same way that "spat roast" is) on 2 of the first 5 nights into my female housemates' rooms (both of them (one of them I remembered (and the other one I had a conversation with the girl (who was apparently naked at the time (and had incidentally spewed on her carpet that night))))). Cool even I dont really understand that sentence.

Anyway, last weekend, Clare (one of the female housemates) had a party here to celebrate her birthday. Unfortunately, I missed most of the party because I was working from 11pm to 9am. I was also quite pissed off to find someone who I didnt know in my bed when I got home. On hearing the various anecdotes from the party, I found out that one of the guys (staying over) at the party started sleep walking at about 7am. Apparently, he walked into Riyan's room (another of my housemates) who was in bed with his girlfriend at the time.

Riyan reckons that he woke up to find the sleep walker - lets call him Belvedere - standing at his doorway completely naked, and "fiddling" with his little (or not so little) Belvedere. When Riyan asked him what he was doing, apparently Belvedere started walking towards his bed, and lifted up Riyan's covers as if to get into bed with him. As you can imagine, this was met with much shouting and anguish, at which point Belvedere woke up (and sheepishly returned from whence he came).

Duncan (my other housemate) has known Belvedere for quite some time, and reckons that Belvedere once came into his room in similar circumstances (sleep walking naked after a party). Apparently when Duncan asked him on that occasion what he was doing, Belvedere started motioning as if he was about to chuck a slash on Duncan's bed.

I think its fair to say that Belvedere has outdone me.

Probably one of the most stupid things I have heard in recent times is the statement that the Eagles cant play away from Subiaco. We have won more away games this year than any other team.

Im increasingly of the opinion that Terry is unacceptable.

.......and you all missed it!!

When Richard handed over the reigns of Captain Outrage to its rightful owner, he had to tell me how to log on. In the process of doing so, I had my greatest idea...........EVAAAAAAA. I remembered that Richard always used the word "rooboy" as his password for stuff (except important things like banking (although I have never tested that out to see if it is true (that has just given me a great idea (cool, I just used 4 parentheses)))) and decided to have a crack at hijacking his blog. I thought it was too good an idea to be true, so was incredibly pleased with myself when it worked.

Unfortunately, Richard managed to use the "forgotten password" link to break back into his (amazingly crap and boring) blog. Its a real shame because I had spent the majority of this afternoon thinking up some great ideas for controversial blog entries from "Richard". The one entry that I did manage to get in was about him revealing a relationship that he had been in for the last couple of months, and that since then, he was so happy with life. I hear you all saying to yourselves that that doesnt sound like a particularly interesting or controversial entry, but therein lies the beauty of it. You would have all believed it!

Damn you Richard. I hereby dub thee "Captain Spoil-Sport".

PS (am I allowed to PS on a blog entry?) - I am also aware now that Richard can use the "forgotten password" link to break back into my blog whenever he pleases. Bastard.

Hi. This is me. Welcome to my phenomenal blog. Soon you will be able to read about the exciting adventures of Liam. I cant wait. Go me.

It's ok, we aren't really arguing. Captain Outrage was written by me (Richard). Liam wasn't originally in on it but found out after a couple of days.

This has all been an advertising ploy for Liam's new blog which he will now take over the running of.

You really are such a fucking dickhead Richard. You're the biggest hypocrite I've ever met. Most of what you say is deliberately rude to get a reaction from people (not that this was a case of me doing that). And you yourself have told me before that you thought it was stupid how people are so backward about admitting that they masturbate.

I particularly like how you tell me that blogging is not for me. At least I can write a blog entry that is more than 10 words long.

It's just been brought to my attention that Ben has been criticising my blog for being ugly and only 20% interesting. As you all know I'm not a computer nerd like Ben and obviously I don't know how to make webpages so I had to make do with one of the blog options they gave me. So I think his criticism of how my blog looks is hurtful and stupid. And the fact that he criticised how interesting my blog is when the standard of his has dropped off so dramatically recently is ridiculous. I demand an apology. And a beer.

My flatmates had a party last night and I just got home from working all night to discover someone who I don't know sleeping in my bed. I'm furious. Warney wouldn't have done that.

Would someone be a pet and tell me how to change the links on the left of my blog?

I just read this on Richard's blog. I'm outraged that Nedlands men aren't top. I'm definitely more charismatic than Richard.

On the plus side I had the joy of listening to the Eagles crushing the Dockers today. So much for our end of season fadeout.

Has anyone noticed that Dan has finally blogged? I was about to give up on his blog completely.

Why is it that England are playing so much better than us? It's time for Warney to weave his magic.

In other news I am currently working nights so am suffering a little from lack of sleep. I'm working in respiratory diseases at the moment which is very interesting.

I really like living in Cambridge. It's got lots of nice looking buildings and lots of hot students. But I do miss playing indoor soccer and I'm devastated that I'm going to miss watching the Eagles win the Premiership this year.

Following on the outstanding success of Ben's blog I've decided to try writing my own blog. Hopefully I will be able to post more often than Dan. And write about more interesting stuff than Richard.